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Fifteenth round picks are scheduled for Wednesday and Thursday. The draft room is now open. Remember to check the keeper round of your selection in the draft room - players who were dropped to the waiver wire this season will not have a 13th round resign.
The waiver wire is open for unrestricted players in all leagues. The deadline for week #1 roster selection will be Christmas Day. For all following weeks, the roster deadline will be Mondays at noon eastern.
This years draft dates/times for the B-League, Turnpike and Sugar Ray...
Bee League Draft
Draft Starts: Tuesday 12/6
3.5 Day Hamster
4 Rounds per Day
10 minutes between picks
Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Sunday Evening 12/4
Draft Room opens: Monday Evening 12/5
Turnpike Draft
Draft Starts: Friday 12/16
3.5 Day Hamster
4 Rounds per Day
10 minutes between picks
Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 12/14
Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 12/15
Sugar Ray Draft
Draft Starts: Thursday 12/8
7 Day Hamster
2 Round per Day
15 minutes between picks
Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 12/6
Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 12/7
WARNING!
Our Large Computing Machines have been attacked. We suspect they have been hacked by a foreign entity bent on the destruction of all things Kentucky Fried.
The Minister of Defense has been diligently working to correct the glitch in the Matrix, but we have pushed all draft times back by one week.
Note that the JW and 88s Draft rooms are and will remain open. Selections may be made at any time!
This years draft dates/times for the Greatest Show, Johnnie Walker, Travisham and Crazy 88s...
3.5 Day Hamsters
Crazy 88s Draft
DRAFT ROOM ALREADY OPEN
Auto Draft Times to Start: Friday 11/4
3.5 Day Hamster
4 Rounds per Day
10 minutes between picks
Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/26
Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/27
Travishamockery Draft
Draft Starts: Friday 11/11
3.5 Day Hamster
4 Rounds per Day
10 minutes between picks
Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 11/9
Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 11/10
7 Day Hamsters...
Johnnie Walker Draft
DRAFT ROOM ALREADY OPEN!
Auto Draft Pick Times Start: Thursday 11/3
7 Day Hamster
2 Round per Day
15 minutes between picks
Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 10/25
Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 10/26
Greatest Show Draft
Draft Starts: Saturday 11/12
7 Day Hamster
2 Round per Day
15 minutes between picks
Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Thursday Evening 11/10
Draft Room opens: Friday Afternoon 11/11
After we last saw our merry band of heroes early this year… the Colonel went Mad. Deranged, bat shit crazy, lunacy inducing, mouth frothing, raging Mad.
“It has been many years since I last won a title”
“I will hear no more of my suckage, of my drafting ineptitude and trading impotence from these degenerate, gambling, infidels! This will stand no longer!”
He tied the Broham to a tree, jailed Doug and Schottsie in his underground lair, kidnapped the Minister of Defense…. and LOCKED all the GMs in the land OUT of his glorious Kentucky Fried Game!
With the M.O.D. in tow, he ran off to his dark grimy fortress on lunatic hill.
There, inside. He hid.
As the summer grew and shone and left, his delusions were left to fester.
“I alone am best! I alone will win!”
His beard grew long and the sleepless nights from his rattled mind dotted his bulgy eyes with creepy red pellets. His cheeks scabbed and his balding scalp wilted. His unbearable ugliness increased by a factor of a HUNDRED THOUSAND!
For months the Minister of Defense subsisted on only carrots and string cheese. The nefarious Colonel restricted not only his food intake but alas, the very essence of the MoD’s being! Internet access was limited to five glorious minutes a day, and even then the Colonel only let him navigate on the Facebook, to the eternal anguish of the M.O.D.
But through months of mental and dietary torture, deprived of any news from his family or friends or the world at large, our dear Minister held fast:
“We will have a revolution”
“The Kentucky Fried Peoples will come for me. When the NBA preseason comes they will ask about my whereabouts. They will find you, Colonel, and they will free me.”
But summer turned to Fall and the days grew shorter, very slowly, over many months, and yet the NBA Preseason never came.
The eternal standoff between the recalcitrant Colonel and the unyielding MOD led to an impossible stalemate and a large blanket of nothingness slowly enveloped the Kentucky Fried land. L
After months of Kentucky Fried inactivity the sounds of silence grew strong. The GM’s of the Kentucky Fried land started to ask questions. Will there be a season? Why can’t I trade keepers?
Ciwasko and Mrobison sniffed something amiss. They followed the scent of a trail of renegade football spreads and landed upon the Schottsie. And Doug. And they soon led to the Broham. Who in turn showed them the whereabouts of the Colonel’s secret lair.
They quickly tricked the demented Colonel into releasing the MOD with a bag of Doritos and a Coca-Cola.
“I alone will win the Coca Cola! I will not trade you dear Doritos! Yummy!”
But months of depravation had weakened the Minister of Defense. His arthritic hands could hardly type.
“I can only bring a few leagues up at a time.”
“Perhaps there are some that are almost filled and the GMS can fill them and then we can draft those first”
“I see that the Greatest Show, the Johnnie Walker, the Travishamockery and the Crazy 88s are only a few teams away from being made whole”
“If they were full, we could start drafting towards the end of next week! We should be able to beat the NBA season for sure.”
Will the GMs of the Kentucky Fried land heed his weakened, beckoning call?
To be continued…
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I've seen all sorts of offers, and deals, and justifications, but this just amuses the hell out of me.
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Status: Declined (1/29/2012)
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Player A
FG% FT% 3P% Mins/G Pts/G Assts/G Rbds/G Stls/G Blks/G KFAvg
56% 73% 25% 29.2 13.0 1.0 9.3 0.5 1.3 0.859
56% 61% 30.8 14.8 0.8 10.1 0.6 1.6 0.906
Player B
FG% FT% 3P% Mins/G Pts/G Assts/G Rbds/G Stls/G Blks/G KFAvg
46% 79% 11% 24.8 11.1 1.0 9.0 0.4 0.6 0.898
45% 82% 33% 28.0 14.0 2.3 11.0 0.7 0.4 1.013
Player C
FG% FT% 3P% Mins/G Pts/G Assts/G Rbds/G Stls/G Blks/G KFAvg
55% 82% 0% 28.6 10.8 1.2 8.9 0.7 0.4 0.767
55% 75% 0% 34.4 16.0 2.1 11.7 1.0 0.2 0.905
Asheville 4-0 (1)
Hard Rain 4-0 (2)
John Birch 3-1 (4)
Neighborhood 3-1 (4)
Great White 3-1 (5)
ZZ's Masters 2-2 (6)
Rolling Thunder 2-2 (9)
Saigon 0-4 (16)
22 wins, 11 losses. I have a champion or 2 in my organization, I believe. 7 out of 8 have a chance in the playoffs.
Ivy League dropped to 0-4, even though they scored over 200 KFPts for the 3rd time this season... Ouch!
With one day remaining:
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It is not The Rolling Thunder's year; I will look at offers for Kevin Love, DeJuan Blair, and/or Monta Ellis. Intelligent offers please. I've also got Lopez for the playoff run.
When is the 15th round scheduled, and maybe could the Broham give us a list of possible decent picks and their KFBA averages? 
Hey Leigh, can we get the 2011-12 game logs on the player pages? Also looks like the weekly box scores aren't working for this week's match-ups. Thanks!
Not to mention slowly rendering my Fascist Decree powerless... :(
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Status: Accepted (1/10/2012)
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