<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>KFBA.NET Latest Articles</title><link>http://kfba.net/</link><description>Fantasy basketball news and analysis.</description><item><title>The Final Metaverse</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103156.aspx</link><description>The Broham honors the 2006/07 KFBA Champions and tells us whats in store for the next great season of Kentucky Fried Basketball</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 16:17:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Playoff Spectacular</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103150.aspx</link><description>What lucky teams are fighting for Kentucky Fried championships this year?  Read on to find out.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:58:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 16</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103147.aspx</link><description>The great Gilbert Arenas is doing his best to break into the 1.000 club this season.  Read on to see what other players are vying to be selected in the first round next season.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 16:46:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 15</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103146.aspx</link><description>Baltimore misses a golden opportunity to spoil Provo's perfect season.   Can anything stop the Jomegamen juggernaut now that Yao has returned?</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 15:28:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - All-Star Edition</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103143.aspx</link><description>He single handedly turned fantasy teams around the world into contenders, but Wade's devasting shoulder injury likely means the end of the of the line for his owners.  There's always next season.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:09:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 14</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103142.aspx</link><description>The best player of Week 14?  Dirk Nowitzki , who says "Tell JCPeery I'm zee best! I'm taller and I will dunk on him!"</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:09:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 13</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103141.aspx</link><description>The Broham returns from an adventure in Holland, a little slower (and maybe a little nicer) than before.  Check out his belated article on the contenders of some of the Association's oldest leagues.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:23:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 12</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103140.aspx</link><description>An injured Yao Ming still owns the leading KF Average for the season, but superstar Dwyane Wade is quickly approaching.  Read on to find out who else is in the top 10.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:39:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 11</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103139.aspx</link><description>The Broham thinks TJ Ford (8) is the best keeper in the Sugar Ray.  Prescient or mad?   Read on and find out what else the GM with the best team in the Association (for one glorious week) thinks.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:10:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 10</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103136.aspx</link><description>The two-time MVP has the Phoenix Suns riding high, but is Steve Nash enough to push the creaky Jomegamen over the top?  JCPeery is banking his season on it.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 18:10:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 9</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103130.aspx</link><description>It's official!  Amare's back, warmed up and ready to start dunking over everything that moves.  Read on to get the Broham's take on his progress so far this year.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 17:06:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Holiday Edition</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103127.aspx</link><description>The Broham covers two weeks in a special Holiday Edition!  Jam packed full of joy, undefeated teams and lamentations over passing up Steve Nash and Zach Randolph on draft day, it's the must read of the new year.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:59:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 6</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103126.aspx</link><description>Melo holds an exclusive press conference at the KFBA, where he divulges that KF General Managers are a bunch of snitches and deserve his upcoming month long hiatus.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:51:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 5</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103123.aspx</link><description>Allen Iverson longs for a new home, Lamar Odom for a healthy knee and the broham for a top 10 score.  Sadly it appears all three will have to wait. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:09:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 4</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103117.aspx</link><description>Michael Redd and Joe Johnson continue improving and are currently outplaying Baltimore Brocheese' star guard Tracy McGrady, much to the team owner's dismay.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:37:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 3</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103115.aspx</link><description>The prospect round is here and Kentucky Fried GMs are busy working out board man Paul Millsap, this year's surprise rookie sensation.  Read on to see who else teams are looking at in the 15th.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:22:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 2</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103114.aspx</link><description>While it appears that some NBA players are fattening up pre-Thanksgiving, we're all excited for some low-cal 15th round action here at the KFBA HQ! Here's the scoop on Week 2.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:46:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Week 1</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103108.aspx</link><description>The first week of the season has come and gone, and the gap begins to widen between the Porsches and the short buses. See who's hot, and who's not, in Week 1.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:07:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Preseason</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103103.aspx</link><description>Preseason - it may not count, but by God, Broham's word does. He delivers with information and recommendations on the best (and worst) players at the start of the new season.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:34:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>mrobison's Draft Notes</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103100.aspx</link><description>
        With more than half of this this year's Kentucky Fried drafts complete, NBA-junkie mrobison gives the low-down on the players that have made it on to multiple of his famed Eagles squads.
      </description><author>mike robison</author><pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:38:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Double Bonus</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103096.aspx</link><description>Once again, the Broham delivers the facts with complete unbias towards his talented, machismatic, and ridiculously good-looking Baltimore Brocheese. However, there are a couple more teams to watch out for  in the Double Double Bonus division...</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:40:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Notes from Three Drafts</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103095.aspx</link><description>The greatest KF player in the land shares his thoughts on Nene and other players acquired in his first three drafts, flaunts his tolerance for risk and divulges that on his squads its .800 or bust.  </description><author>JCPeery</author><pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:27:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Carribean Studs - Where It's At</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103091.aspx</link><description>The magnificent bastards that make up the Carribean Studs division of the Original Recipe league are a force to contend with. The Broham breaks the teams and their players down in this exhaustive, and exclusive, report.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:38:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Brocheese Ride Again</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103090.aspx</link><description>From their drunken acquisition in last weekend's Original Recipe draft through their chances of injury, mental blow ups and monster averages, the Broham waddles through the expectations of the 14 players that will make up this season's Brocheese roster.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 15:07:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>B-League Keeper Preview</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103086.aspx</link><description>From Europe's most famous bench potato to... the premier keeper in the B-League?!?  Believe it, says KFBA  keeper guru mrobison.  Darko will be posting .850s by December.  </description><author>mike robison</author><pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:03:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Original Recipe Keeper Preview</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103084.aspx</link><description>Listen up, people. The KFBA's Mr. Keeper lends his insight on which players are worthy of keeping in all fourteen rounds of the Original Recipe draft.  Not in the OR?  You know you care, anyway.  </description><author>mike robison</author><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:49:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Breakfast of Champions</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103080.aspx</link><description>Yeah, yeah, the article is a little late.  Please excuse the Broham.  He's been celebrating his two KF titles with wine, women, and--you guessed it--oodles of crack cocaine. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 21:42:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lottorific '06</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103070.aspx</link><description>What are these fans so excited about?  We're talking about the fifth round here, Willis!</description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 16:39:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Art Of Trading</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103058.aspx</link><description>Like Isiah, Trantony made a lot of trades this season.  Unlike the Knicks, his teams did pretty well.  Go inside the startegy that makes him the Anti-Thomas. </description><author>trantony (Oceanside)</author><pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 21:14:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket - Playoff Edition</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103054.aspx</link><description>What teams are poised to win Kentucky Fried Championships?  Read on as the Broham previews the 2006 finals for every league.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 13:06:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>May I Have This Dance?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103053.aspx</link><description>Before Shaq qas in black, he was in purple and gold.  But he never led LSU to the Final Four.  Score one for Big Baby Davis, who will try to bull his way through UCLA and the winner of Florida-George Mason in Indy. </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:09:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Keeping the Window of Opportunity Open</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103050.aspx</link><description>Last year, Gerald Green was dunking over zit-faced teenagers.  Now, he and his fellow rookies are helping Boston make an improbable run at the playoffs.  </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:23:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 16</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103047.aspx</link><description>Better late than never.  If you disagree, Broham will come to your house and make you pancakes. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 18:30:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Lakers' Other League Leader</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103044.aspx</link><description>Guess who leads the league in percentage of baskets assisted?  No, not a Phoenix Sun.  Sasha Vujacic.  And he sat down with KFBA to talk all things Lakers.  </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:47:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 15</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103043.aspx</link><description>As the Kentucky Fried season winds down, a word to the wise: don't let your team play "the right way."  Larry Brown-ball will kill a KFAvg faster than crack cocaine. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 22:34:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: All-Star Edition</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103042.aspx</link><description>While KFBA owners were taking it easy, Darko was filling out a change-of-address card.  Looks like he might get off the couch in Orlando.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 20:14:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 14</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103040.aspx</link><description>Mehmet Okur ranks as one of Broham's biggest surprises.  He even made a few Kentucky Fried All-Star teams.  Good thing we don't care about team defense in the KFBA. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:57:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 13</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103038.aspx</link><description>As we head into the stretch run of the Kentucky Fried season, the Broham keeps an eye on players who haven't done much for the year but have been hot of late, such as super rook Danny Granger.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:32:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 12</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103037.aspx</link><description>
        Brevin Knight a better player than Dwight Howard?  Well, no.  But when you consider their keeper values, Knight just may be the better KF player.  At least for now.
      </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:11:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 11</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103036.aspx</link><description>Lost in all the Kobe hoopla: Tracy McGrady had a big freakin' week.  Don't look now, but the 30 ppg club might have another member by season's end. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 19:14:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Get Your Head in the Game</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103033.aspx</link><description>With all the injuries in their backcourt, the Houston Rockets have had to do precisely that.  And the rookie has responded--well, with the inconsistency you'd expect from a rookie.  </description><author>todd dybas</author><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:27:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 10</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/103000.aspx</link><description>The way Melo is playing this year, the competition between him and Bron is actually interesting.  Throw in Wade and Bosh, and you might have--in KF terms--the best draft class ever. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 13:16:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 9</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102997.aspx</link><description>Sick of seeing Kobe on the front page?  Stop him from having 1.600 weeks.  Looks like he might become the first guard to win the KF MVP award. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 13:16:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 8</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102995.aspx</link><description>For those of you whose crappy teams have you looking towards next season, you might want to trade for Zaza Pachulia, who, at 21 years old, has improved steadily throughout  his two-plus year career. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2006 13:16:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 7</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102994.aspx</link><description>The Broham waxes poetic about Santa Claus, the Colonel, and Charlie Brown.  Clearly he had an excellent Christmas morning.  Can the same be said for Kobe? </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 14:01:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 6</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102993.aspx</link><description>Big Shaq's return sent ripples through the Association.  Three teams featuring the Heat center cracked the top ten this week. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 22:03:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>One More Round!</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102992.aspx</link><description>He beat the odds by making it into the NBA despite a piss-poor college career.  Now he's looking for just the right home in the KFBA.  Are you the owner to provide him with it?  If so, pick Shav in the sixteenth round. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:49:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 5</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102991.aspx</link><description>Sam "Bat man" Cassell was supposed to have the big offensive outburst in LA this season, but the Clippers real KF hero has been darkhorse MVP candidate Elton Brand.  If you passed him over for Andrei Kirilenko... ha ha!</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 18:14:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 4</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102988.aspx</link><description>With Paul Pierce in the top four in KF Average and Tony Allen coming back from injury, Boston is the source of lots of great Kentucky Fried news.  Now if only Doc would play Al Jefferson. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:31:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Devinstating</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102986.aspx</link><description>With the present looking so bright for the Mavs, people neglect to talk about their future.  Well, here he is.  KFBA brings you an exclusive interview with Devin Harris. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2005 22:09:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 3</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102985.aspx</link><description>Signs of late November: the Kentucky Fried season is rolling, the fifteenth round is underway, and Kwame Brown still sucks. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:45:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Fifteenth Round</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102979.aspx</link><description>You wouldn't think that after 200-odd picks, there would be anybody worth drafting this late in the game.  But there are always some valuable keepers that fall to the fifteenth round... and beyond.  </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 23:40:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 2</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102978.aspx</link><description>
        We tried to keep the man nipples on the site, but Primoz Brezec didn't have a remarkable week.  D-Wade did, though.
      </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:53:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jeepers Keepers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102976.aspx</link><description>Weren't these guys supposed to get better?  For a number of reasons, a number of last season's choice keepers are off to terrible starts.  Who will rebound and who is bound to disappoint? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 23:36:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Bucket: Week 1</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102975.aspx</link><description>Great things happen to great owners.  Just ask Jerry Stackhouse, one of the three players suffering from the curse of the Brocheese.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 20:45:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ground Zero</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102974.aspx</link><description>Yao had a big Kentucky Fried pre-season.  How did your team do? </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 23:02:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Devaluation of Amare Stoudemire</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102973.aspx</link><description>Stating the obvious:  Amare's microfracture surgery makes him a less valuable fantasy commodity.  But in the keeperable KFBA, just how much value has Stoudemire lost? </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 16:49:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Who in the World Is Igor Kokoskov?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102971.aspx</link><description>No, that's Darko.  But Kokoskov is one of his coaches in Detroit.  And you'll never guess what Coach Ko had to tell us about the seven-footer.  Read this exclusive interview to find out. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:20:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Curcuru in Brief</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102968.aspx</link><description>Find out what mischevious point guard, Earl Boykins, does when he's not on the court, and why Congress was so interested in what Shawn Kemp has been up to. </description><author>kory curcuru</author><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 19:23:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Bumper Crop of 2003: Part 3</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102964.aspx</link><description>From Zaza to KK, there were plenty of surprises at the end of the 2003 draft--and even one outside of it, as evidenced by Marquis Daniels' success in Dallas.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:59:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Kentucky Fried Difference</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102963.aspx</link><description>A cross-over customer explains the difference between KFBA and the Yahoo game.  Apparently it goes deepr than we rock and they don't. </description><author>mike robison</author><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 23:26:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Bumper Crop of 2003: Part 2</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102961.aspx</link><description>If the Sonics are going to build on last year's success, they'll need their two '03 lotto picks to take big steps forward.  Will Ridnour and Collison hit the floor running or will they stumble? </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 19:10:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Bumper Crop of 2003: Part 1</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102960.aspx</link><description>The only thing more blinding than LeBron's draft day suit has been his on-court brilliance.  He leads what may one day be recognized as the greatest rookie class in NBA history. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 23:14:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hornets Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102950.aspx</link><description></description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:12:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Clippers Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102949.aspx</link><description></description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 21:10:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>2005 Rookie Projections</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102948.aspx</link><description>True or false: after slipping down to the middle of the first round, Gerald Green will take his vengence on the NBA and put up big numbers this year.  Check out our projections for the answer to this and all your rookie-centric questions. </description><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 21:53:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bulls Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102946.aspx</link><description>Last year, Kirk Hinrich, Tyson Chandler, and the rest of the Baby Bulls grew up a little bit.  Will they keep maturing this season, or will they just get older? </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:23:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Rockets Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102945.aspx</link><description>.981 wouldn't be a down year for most players, but it was for Tracy McGrady.  Will more time to mesh with Yao lead him back to four-digit land? </description><author>mike robison</author><pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 17:21:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sixers Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102944.aspx</link><description>You know AI's going to be a Kentucky Fried stud, and Kyle Korver is not.  The big question is: what will happen to Chris Webber?  Does he have another four-digit season in him, or will he go the way of, well, every other scorer who has shared the court with Iverson?  </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 09:16:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sonics Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102942.aspx</link><description>Ray Allen might not be the sexiest KF player (that would be Brian Scalabrine), but he has been one of the most consistent superstars over the past five years. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 09:18:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Curcuru in Brief</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102940.aspx</link><description></description><author>kory curcuru</author><pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 13:51:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hawks Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102938.aspx</link><description>Thanks to Billy Knight's, uh, acumen, the Hawks roster has more wings than Schottsie can put away during a football Sunday.  Which ones will contribute the most to your Kentucky Fried team? </description><author>christian iwasko</author><pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:37:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Spurs Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102937.aspx</link><description>Check it out.  An article without a reference to crack-cocaine.  No, it's not about the Blazers, but we were able to work them into the picture.  Points for that?</description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 13:51:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bucks Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102936.aspx</link><description>If T.J. Ford gets back into a Bucks uni, Milwaukee will make the playoffs. And if he picks up where he left off, the point guard from Texas could register an .800 KF Average. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 16:06:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Celtics Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102935.aspx</link><description>They may not make the playoffs, but according to Broham, the C's are the most exciting NBA team from a Kentucky Fried perspective.  Why?  Just look what they've done in the last two drafts. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 13:58:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Warriors Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102934.aspx</link><description>When Baron Davis puts up a 1.000 KF Average and leads the Warriors to the playoffs, the Hornets are going to wish they never traded him.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2005 16:21:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cavs Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102933.aspx</link><description>LeBron James is the greatest Cav, but Drew Gooden might be the most intriguing.  Will he develop into a star?  Will he piss off his coaches and get traded for the third time in four years?  What will the arrival of Donyell Marshall and Larry Hughes mean for his numbers? </description><author>mike robison</author><pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 13:18:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Wolves Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/102932.aspx</link><description>Sam Cassell tried to hide so he couldn't be traded for Marko Jaric, but it didn't work.  Nothing can stop Machiavellian genius Kevin McHale from keeping the team just good enough not to elicit trade demands from KG.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 14:57:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Suns Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/101427.aspx</link><description>At the rate Amare's been improving, he'll be a 1.300 player this year.  Okay, maybe that's impossible, but he should compete for the Kentucky Fried Player of the Year award--and keep the Suns in the title hunt. </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 22:27:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Magic Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/100804.aspx</link><description>Is this face of the NBA's next-game changing power forward?  Broham says yes.  So, draft Dwight Howard early and watch him surpass bitchy Steve Francis and creaky Grant Hill as the Magic's main man. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 17:49:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Grizzlies Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/100390.aspx</link><description>Pau Gasol was the unequivocal leader of the Spanish national team and he led them to a European championship.  Now he'll assume the same role in Memphis.  Nobody's expecting the same result, but a playoff birth--and a four-digit KFAvg--would be nice. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2005 20:57:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bobcats Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/100389.aspx</link><description>Take a potential KF all-star, add a couple of intriguing rookies, sprinkle with a forgtotten big man, and garnish with irrelevant wings.  What do you have?  Bobcats a la Schottsie. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2005 12:15:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nets Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/100330.aspx</link><description>Is Jason Kidd all the way back from injury?  Will Vince Carter continue to play well, or will he park his butt at center court and refuse to move till the Nets trade him?  Only the Broham knows for sure. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 17:58:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lakers Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/100177.aspx</link><description>For those of you who are new to the site: Broham really hates Kwame Brown.  After a season of coaching him, will Phil Jackson hate him even more? </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 23:47:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Pistons Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/98884.aspx</link><description>Is this the year Darko breaks out?  Can anybody break out on a team as balanced as the Pistons? Maybe not, but Detroit has an even better team than it's had for the past two years.  The KFBA's loss is the NBA's gain. </description><author>mike robison</author><pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:39:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mavs Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/98883.aspx</link><description>Dallas used to be the land of Kentucky Fried stalwarts, but now, only Dirk is guaranteed to put up numbers.  Who among his current teammates can help your KF team--not to mention the Mavs? </description><author>michael gould</author><pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2005 16:16:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Pacers Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/98882.aspx</link><description>If Ron Artest can stay out of the stands and Jermaine O'Neal and Jamaal Tinsley can stay off the IR, the Pacers have the best chance of unseating the Pistons as Eastern Conference champs.  Just don't tell Shaq. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2005 18:05:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Who Wants Previews?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/98593.aspx</link><description></description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 16:08:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Looking Back at the '02 Draft</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/98341.aspx</link><description>Amare's been awesome, Skita has sucked, and Jay Williams is lucky to be alive.  As for Drew Gooden, he may be an NBA bust, but he's been a Kentucky Fried stalwart.  Where should you take these guys--and their classmates--in this year's draft?  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:55:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kings Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/98105.aspx</link><description>The decline in C-Webb's production--and the rise in Kenny Thomas'-- after last season's big trade bodes well for the KFAvg of new King, Shareef Abdur-Rahim.  What else is gonna happen in Sacto this year? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:35:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Disasterous Draft Class of 2001</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/95584.aspx</link><description>Kwame and Kedrick Brown... DeSagana Diop... Rodney White... and that's just the lottery.  Is there anybody from this class you want playing on your KF team?  Well, sure there is. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:44:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Heat Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/95583.aspx</link><description>Before you start doing deep knee bends in prepartation for jumping on the Heat bandwagon, read why Broham thinks the blockbuster trade won't work out like Pat Riley thinks it will.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:30:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Wizards Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/90768.aspx</link><description>The most shocking thing about this Wiz preview is how few words Broham devotes to his man-crush, Gilbert Arenas.  In fact, Peter John Ramos and Andray Blatche get more ink.  Read on for more surprises. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 18:09:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jazz Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/90350.aspx</link><description>Can Carlos Boozer overcome the bad karma he created last summer and play a whole year?  Can Mehmet Okur play enough defense to stay in the rotation?  These are just some of the questions KF owners should be asking about Utah's only pro sports team.   </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2005 12:34:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Knicks Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/88611.aspx</link><description>Eveyone at KFBA headquarters wanted to rip the horrible team that Isiah has assembled--so bad that a fight boke out in the lunch room.  Broham utlimately won the chance, thanks to his patented spinning pile driver. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2005 14:10:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dream World</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/82805.aspx</link><description>Now that the ultimate Team USA has been selected, they need an opponent.  Enter Michael Gould's All-World sqaud.  Before you ask, Darko didn't make the cut. </description><author>michael gould</author><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:12:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Blazers Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/82804.aspx</link><description>Three seasons removed from their last taste of success, the Blazers are a team in transition.  And given all the inexperienced but dynamic players they plan to suit up this season, transition might be the only way they'll score. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 13:22:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Raptors Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/82798.aspx</link><description>Donyell Marshall's departure is one of the reasons Chris Bosh is going to become a top ten KFBA forward this year.  As for the rest of the Raps, the outlook isn't too sunny. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 18:17:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nuggets Preview, Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/78405.aspx</link><description>Since the summer is heating up, we thought it was about time to start previewing NBA teams from a Kentucky Fried perspective.  First up: The Nuggs. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 18:11:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dream USA</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/74967.aspx</link><description>If USA Basketball were preparing for an Olympic-style tournament in the near future, they would be wise to build their team around this guy (not Stephen Jackson).  They're not preparing for a tournament, you say?  You're right, but it's summer.  Hypotheticals are all we have. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 10:48:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>For Better and For Worse: Part 1</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/71391.aspx</link><description>Early in the free-agent season, most of the market's high-impact players remain unsigned.  But of the guys who have agreed to switch teams, a number will see significant differences in their KF Averages.  Five to be exact.  </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 09:56:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>That Was Zen</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/71370.aspx</link><description>A tenth championship may not be in Phil Jackson's immediate future, but if history is a reliable indicator, the Lakers will improve under his mentorship.  Which players' numbers will rise, as a result? </description><author>michael gould</author><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2005 14:50:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Report Card Day</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/71327.aspx</link><description>How did our guy Steve Vinci do in his mock?  If you forget about his whiffs on Villanueva and Andriuskevicius, pretty damn good.  He hit more picks on the button than one Chard Ford.  And that earned him the right to grade NBA teams on their draft performances. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:20:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Still Hungover in San Antonio</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/71251.aspx</link><description>A week after the Finals ended, our intrepid reporter woke up in a sleazy San Antonio motel room with a new tattoo on his ass and this article wedged between his shoe and an empty Jaegermeister bottle. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2005 08:38:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Finals Fallout</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/62551.aspx</link><description>What happens with Larry Brown could affect the NBA in many complicated and unforeseen ways.  See for yourself.  </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:31:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mock Us Not</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/61426.aspx</link><description>One thing to be gleaned from Kentucky Fried Basketball's first round NBA mock: Gerald Green is the key to the lotto. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2005 13:53:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sophomore (or less)</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/58698.aspx</link><description>Broham is so excited for next season that he couldn't wait to project how this year's rookies would perform.  Warning: this is the only Robert Swift content you'll read all summer. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 23:16:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Darko Days</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/58695.aspx</link><description>Darko Milicic likes breakdancing, zydeco music, feeding the ducks, and playing basketball.  As he conveyed in this exclusive KFBA interview at the NBA Finals, he really wishes he were doing more of the last. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 22:40:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Texas Triangle</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/58620.aspx</link><description>When teams enter one of the three Texas NBA arenas, they often don't come out alive.  Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration, but it's still a hellacious state for basketball squads to visit. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2005 22:43:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fin-ished as a Starter?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/51400.aspx</link><description>Thanks to age, injuries, and the re-emergence of Jerry Stackhouse, Michael Finley's days as a starter may be over.  What will that mean for the Mavs as a team and their players as Kentucky Fried investments? </description><author>michael gould</author><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2005 11:46:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Beno-ficial</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/51350.aspx</link><description>From Kentucky Fried keeper to the NBA Finals?  Read what Beno Udrih has to say about his rookie season in this exclusive (and genuine) KFBA interview. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2005 21:30:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Creaky Floor</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/51347.aspx</link><description>If the NBA bans teens, draft night will become a lot less interesting for guys like last year's number one pick, Dwight Howard.  Kentucky Fried Draft day will become a lot less interesting as well. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2005 09:16:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Judges Have Spoken</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/49097.aspx</link><description>And by judges, we mean you.  Read what you said about the KFBA, and how we intend to address your criticisms this off-season.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 11:55:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Place Your Bets</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/48809.aspx</link><description>Some underclassman declarees, like Shav Randolph, aren't banking on getting drafted; they just want feedback from scouts and GMs.  We've got some feedback for you, Shav.  Don't even think about the league until you average more than 5 points a game. </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2005 08:25:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Bad IDea</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/48803.aspx</link><description>If the NBA covers its franchises with a blanket age limit, it risks hiding the next Amare for two years.  And for a league trying to build a new generation of stars, that's two years too long. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2005 10:20:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Trophy Time</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/48586.aspx</link><description>Which superstar won the coveted Kentucky Fried Playa of the Year award?  Unlike the NBA MVP balloting, none of our writers voted for PJ Brown.  But somebody did vote for Travis Outlaw.  And we're revoking his press credentials.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 21:53:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dead-Eye Dirk</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/48356.aspx</link><description>Thanks to their superstar's best offensive performance of the series, the Mavs pulled even with Phoenix at two games a piece.  Read what the big guy said about his team's performance.  Sorry, no Damp-dissing today. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 08:26:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lottorific</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/48068.aspx</link><description>What screams "Party" louder than the KFBA lottery? Mark Cuban matching Charles Barkley tequilla shot for tequilla shot.  Our profesional Master of Ceremonies Schottsie takes you inside one crazy Thursday. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 16:52:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Avery's Answers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/47734.aspx</link><description>If Johnson looked this stressed after his team beat the Rockets in game seven of the first round, imagine what he looked like after the Suns demolished the Mavs in game one of the semis. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 08:30:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>In the Zona</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/47442.aspx</link><description>The Suns aren't the only reason Arizona basketball is flourishing.  Want more reasons why the Grand Canyon State is a hoops hotbed?  Watch the NBA playoffs.   </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 22:29:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Stacking the Chips</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/47307.aspx</link><description>Shoulda-been Sixth Man of the Year Jerry Stackhouse set the scene for the seventh game of the Rockets/Mavs series.  A KFBA Exclusive  (read: real) Interview. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2005 18:14:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Seven Games over Texas</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/47304.aspx</link><description>If Dallas loses the rubber match to the Rockets, Dirk Nowitzki will have to answer questions about why the Mavs couldn't win more than one game at home and why he couldn't dominate like he did in the regular season. </description><author>nikola olic</author><pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2005 16:40:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Stoppers?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/47262.aspx</link><description>Rookies Tony Allen and Andre Igoudala came into the playoffs noted for their defense.  Then Reggie Miller and Rip Hamilton got ahold of them.  Now, Ig's on vacation and Allen might as well be with all the time he spends on the bench. </description><author>todd dybas</author><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2005 08:17:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kentucky Fried Surprises</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/46713.aspx</link><description>Better late than never.  Hedo Turkoglu's bust-out season helped keep Orlando in contention and stunned his Kentucky Fried owners.  What other players had the most shocking seasons? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2005 20:26:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Miles to Go</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/46349.aspx</link><description>In the Blazers' second-to-last game of the season, Darius Miles went off for 47 and 12--off the bench.  If he'd been anywhere near this productive at the beginning of the season, he probably would have kept his starting job. </description><author>scott tienken</author><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 08:44:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Point, Counterpoint</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/46209.aspx</link><description>What's the one constant among title teams?  Steady play at the point guard throughout the playoffs.  This postseason features a wide array of floor generals--from traditional distributors to big-time scorers.  Which "ones" will have the greatest impact on their squads?  </description><author>scott tienken</author><pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2005 10:45:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Tele-Porter?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/46173.aspx</link><description>After leading his team to the playoffs last season, rumor has it Terry Porter's job's in jeopardy.  Yeah, it's his fault a team that starts Dan Gadzuric and Joe Smith up front couldn't make the post-season.  </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 23:33:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Fan's Diary</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/46081.aspx</link><description>Last week's Rockets/Nuggets game was one of the biggest of the waining season.  It was also one of the most boring.  Good thing the fans got to see some girl denying her date a kiss on the Jumbo-tron. </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 21:18:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bottoms Up</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/45903.aspx</link><description>The summer starts soon for almost half of the NBA, but all lottery teams are not created equal.  Some of them have reason to be hopeful about the future. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:02:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Like Chocolate Shrimp</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/45631.aspx</link><description>The NBA is good, and so is TV.  But put them together and the product makes you wretch--at least when Rick Kamla's on the air. </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 08:49:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dog Days</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/45485.aspx</link><description>The NCAA tournament reminds Scott Tienken just how mundane this part of the NBA season is: full of meaningless games.  But it doesn't have to be this way. </description><author>scott tienken</author><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 08:18:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Understudies</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/45386.aspx</link><description>The NCAA championship game featured a lot of stars, but the role players went a long way in deciding its outcome. </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 07:41:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bermanizing the Knicks</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/45234.aspx</link><description>With few tradable assets and no cap room, Isiah Thomas is going to have a hard time rebuilding the Knicks.  Thank god he has the Post's Marc Berman to help him. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2005 09:11:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Coaches 'R Us</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/45019.aspx</link><description>Does any job come with less security than NBA coach?  As many as 11 teams may be looking for new leadership this summer.  With all the firings that took place this season, there won't be a shortage of candidates. </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 08:32:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Supersize Them</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/44746.aspx</link><description>There may be no Brons or Dwight Howards in this year's senior class, but there is a Gerald Green.  At last week's McDonald's All-American game, he tried to prove his game has more Kobe than Travis Outlaw. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 08:15:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Run of the Mill</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/44399.aspx</link><description>From beating the Knicks to, well, beating the Knicks, Reggie Miller's career has been full of memorable moments.  But the most memorable of all?  Getting goosed by a security guard at Conseco Field House. </description><author>todd dybas</author><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 21:37:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dance Lessons</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/43851.aspx</link><description>Anybody else have Georgia Tech knocking off Louisville in the second round?  The Cards are in the Final Four and they don't give a damn whose bracket they ruined. </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2005 21:46:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Silas Scapegoated</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/42887.aspx</link><description>Remember when the future looked bright in Cleveland?  Now Boozer is gone, the bench is thin, and Bron might be bolting when his contract expires... all because of Paul Silas' lousy coaching. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 15:23:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Weathering the Storm</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/42886.aspx</link><description>With two rounds of the tournament done, one thing's for sure: We won't see Taylor Coppenrath play college basketball again.  And it's a damn shame with the way he and the rest of the Catamounts played. </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2005 07:57:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Basketball Moms</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/42825.aspx</link><description>They may not make orange smiles for the team, but they're as important to the NBA as their minivan-driving counterparts are to your local youth soccer league.  Just ask AI. </description><author>kory curcuru</author><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:33:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Tall, But Not Big</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/42559.aspx</link><description>Sorry Shawn Bradley--Yao is the tallest skilled basketball player in the NBA.  He's got range, shot blocking skills, great footwork, and he's seven-freaking-five.  So why isn't he dominant? </description><author>scott tienken</author><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:34:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mary J in the NBA</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/42558.aspx</link><description>The NBA would like you to focus on its young stars, but its seedy underbelly has been revealed.  Better call Congress and bust out the urine cups.  </description><author>matthew tzuker</author><pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 19:43:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Christmas in March</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/42119.aspx</link><description>Washington's Nate Robinson got his present--a surprising number one seed for the Huskies.  What does the holiday hold in store for U-dub and the rest of the field? </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 08:19:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ainge Ya Glad He Got Toine?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/42108.aspx</link><description>Actually, there are reasons other than the Walker trade for C's fans to praise Danny.  He had a whale of a draft, brought in the Glove, and hired Doc Rivers.  And that was just this season. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 23:05:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Biggest Dance</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/41919.aspx</link><description>We hear there's some sort of college basketball single-elimination tournament happening soon.  Not sure what that's about--we've been too busy handicapping the KFBA playoffs, which started this week. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 17:12:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Baby Bloomers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/41740.aspx</link><description>If he hasn't made UConn fans forget about Ben Gordon and Emeka Okafor, Rudy Gay has at least eased the pain their departures caused.  Which other freshmen give their teams a chance in the tourney? </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 16:45:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Twelfth Man</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/41737.aspx</link><description>Is there any more difficult job in the world than NBA twelfth man?  With all those injuries to fake and conversations to initiate, it's a good thing guys like Brian Scalabrine have a consultant they can turn to. </description><author>kory curcuru</author><pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 14:03:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Race for Number Eight</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/41619.aspx</link><description>Can George Karl keep the Nuggets streaking towards the playoffs?  Or will the Timberwolves finally remember how to play basketball?  One thing's for sure; the Lakers and Clippers have no shot.  Or do they? </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 19:07:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Another Nightmare</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/41380.aspx</link><description>Remember when shattering backboards counted as reality TV?  Now we've got "NBA Dream Job," a show where formerly mediocre NBAers prove they played the game much better than they talk about it. </description><author>kory curcuru</author><pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:23:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cav'ing In</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/41272.aspx</link><description>Weren't the Cavs the NBA's hot young team not too long ago?  Now, after a six-game skid, their postseason seems to be in jeopardy.  Hey Drew Gooden, get your ass off the bench and do something about it. </description><author>matt colantonio</author><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2005 23:08:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ode to Mo</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40985.aspx</link><description>Basketball and poetry goes together better than Vince Carter and fadeaway 20-foot jump shots.  Just ask Shaq, AI, CWebb, or any of the other wordsmith MC's the NBA has cultivated. </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2005 15:49:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Chane Reaction</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40983.aspx</link><description>St. Joe's forward John Bryant isn't the first person John Chaney has tried to goon up.  This is just the latest in a long series of events that should bring an end to Chaney's successful but tumultuous coaching career. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2005 11:21:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Old Flames Never Burn Out</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40975.aspx</link><description>When Travis Diener broke his hand last week, Marquette's tourney bubble went pop.  And one of the great relationships in recent college basketball history ended. </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2005 09:31:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Six-Shooters</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40971.aspx</link><description>The starters shouldn't have all the fun.  So we put together an All-Star team of NBA bench players.  This squad of Sixth Man of the Year candidates could score 110 a night... but it would give up 120. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2005 22:23:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>10 Things That Will Definitely Happen</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40799.aspx</link><description>Will Rafael Araujo be the Rookie of the Year?  Will the Milwaukee Bucks get hot and make the playoffs?  Will Ron Artest storm David Stern's office and beat the commish until he reinstates him?  Of course not.  But here are some things that definitely will happen this season.  </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2005 20:02:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>An Upsetting Story</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40646.aspx</link><description>Not "upsetting" like Sean Banks' inability to get his act together or the injury that ended Travis Diener's career.  Villanova's been stomping most of the top teams it's faced this year.  Oh, and the Cats beat Maryland-Baltimore County, too. </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2005 22:41:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Amare Picture Book</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40174.aspx</link><description>Hey kids!  See Amare Stoudemire dunk on a bunch of fools who don't belong in the same gym with him.  Only at KFBA.net! </description><author>The Broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 20:42:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Triumphant Re-Toine</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40008.aspx</link><description>Walker never did look right in that Hawks uniform.  Now he's back in Boston, where he's enjoyed the greatest success of his career.  Will he fit into the C's new system and gel with new teammates? </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2005 19:32:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Booster Shot</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40003.aspx</link><description>Yeah, yeah, Chris Webber's inside-outside game will undoubtedly boost Philly's playoff hopes.  But nobody's talking about what his arrival will mean for a certain sleeper candidate's MVP chances. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:37:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Baron of Oakland</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/40002.aspx</link><description>Will a return to his native Cali help Baron Davis realize his potential?  Will he help the Warriors become a repsectable basketball team for the first time in years?  One thing's for sure--he can't make them any worse. </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 16:37:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Adrift in the Atlantic</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/39824.aspx</link><description>Next time Toine sees Al Jefferson, he won't have to admire his jersey.  Once again, Walker has a Celtics uni of his own.  Can he and new Sixer Chris Webber change the fortunes of the worst division in professional sports? </description><author>todd dybas</author><pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:51:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mile High Expectations</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/39660.aspx</link><description>The Nuggs have a lot of young talent and, now, a big-name coach. George Karl is 7-4 in his first 11 games with the team, but in the long term, is he the right man to motivate Carmelo Anthony and make Denver stop suckin'? </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 18:48:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Character Actors</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/39277.aspx</link><description>Fighting pitbulls, racial ephitents, bounced checks--weren't the Blazers supposed to be overhauling their image?  Maybe instead of focusing on character, the franchise should try get better basketball players. </description><author>scott tienken</author><pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 21:40:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Step in the Arenas</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/39274.aspx</link><description>The argument of whether Broham's man-crush on Gilbert Arenas is bigger than Schottsie's man-crush on LeBron James is finally settled once and for all. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 18:48:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Actions Speak Louder</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/38829.aspx</link><description>As the pros wind down to the All-Star break, the collegians are heating up.  And nowhere is NCAA hoop hotter than on Tobacco Road, where Jawad Williams and his UNC teammates are prepping for a tourney run. </description><author>jessica camerato</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 18:47:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>All-Star Fever</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/38608.aspx</link><description>The best thing about the KFBA All-Star game?  Puff Daddy and Nelly are banned from the arena.  The second best thing?  Some conferences are bad enough that they have to play Zarko Cabarkapa. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:21:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Pardon the Kentucky Fried Interruption</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/38573.aspx</link><description>When the Broham and Colonel get drunk and bored, they like to hop on their PC's and play Wilbon and Kornheiser.  And then they threaten to can me if I don't publish their ramblings. </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 19:35:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Rocketing up the Standings</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/38385.aspx</link><description>Don't look now, but Houston, winner of its last seven games, is clouding an already murky Western Conference playoff picture.  And they're doing it despite having only one decent player taller than 6'8". </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 10:38:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Father and Suns</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/38350.aspx</link><description>Sure, Steve Nash has been a great influence on Pheonix's young stars, like Amare Stoudamire and Shawn Marion, on the court, but we had no idea how far his mentoring went. </description><author>matthew tzuker</author><pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 20:48:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Beware the Hubie-ites</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/38009.aspx</link><description>Hubie Brown, Mike Fratello, Scott Skiles.  All three may be successful NBA coaches, but because of their spread-the-wealth philosophies, their players may not help your Kentucky Fried team. </description><author>scott tienken</author><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 22:27:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Building with Bobcats</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/37835.aspx</link><description>Yeah, yeah, we all know about Emeka Okafor, but rumor has it some other guys play for the Charlotte Bobcats.  The question is, can any of them contribute to your Kentucky Fried team? </description><author>ted bauer</author><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2005 21:14:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kentucky Fried All-Star Fortnight</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/37665.aspx</link><description>To honor the greatest players in the Association, KFBA will be holding All-Star games from Sunday, February 13th through Saturday, February 26th. Each conference sends their best players to do battle in the two-week-long game. </description><author>leigh</author><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 17:47:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hardwood Notes</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/37523.aspx</link><description>It's February in the KFBA (and, we're told, the rest of the world), so contenders are trying to build title teams, while the also-rans are looking to stock up keepers for next season.  What does that mean?  Tons of Trevor Ariza trades. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2005 10:16:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ABA Flashback</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/37340.aspx</link><description>No, not the ABA where wannabe pop-star owners attack their female coaches in the middle of games.  The ABA where poofy afros, sweet-shooting point guards, and tri-colored balls reigned supreme. </description><author>kory curcuru</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2005 20:38:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Come Alive at the Deadline</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/37253.aspx</link><description>Defying conventional wisdom, the Nets have seemingly improved their team by adding Vince Carter.  His Kentucky Fried owners have been pleased by the move as well.  What big trades are coming next and how will they affect your sqaud?  Read on to find out. </description><author>charles trillingham</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:17:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>With the 149th pick in the KF Draft...</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/36788.aspx</link><description>...or threreabouts, you probably picked a player who doesn't start for his NBA team.  That doesn't necessarily mean he shouldn't start for your squad.  A number of guys who play around 20 minutes a night have been very, very productive. </description><author>matt dewhurst</author><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 14:28:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>D-Wades in the Rough</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/36785.aspx</link><description>In one season's time, Dwayne Wade has gone from productive rookie to Kentucky Fried franchise player.  Which of this season's rooks have similar stat-raising potential?  Here's a preview: not Ha Seung-Jin. </description><author>steve vinci</author><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 20:49:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bat-man?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/36391.aspx</link><description>Twelve years ago, the Weekly World News reported that a half-bat, half-boy lived deep in the West Virginia caves.  Now, the Kentucky Fried Press has discovered that a relative of bat-boy's may be playing in the NBA. </description><author>matthew tzuker</author><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:45:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jackson Will Spark the Suns</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/35960.aspx</link><description>The same Jim Jackson who's played for the Heat and eleven other teams in his NBA career is going to help the best team in the NBA?  That's what Matt Colantonio says.  And if you look at the Suns depleted bench, you just might agree with him. </description><author>matt colantonio</author><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 21:00:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Arroyo's Arrival</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/35863.aspx</link><description>Once again, the Pistons get something for nothing as the trade deadline draws closer. Can Carlos Arroyo help them surge to the NBA Finals, as Rasheed Wallace did last season? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:59:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>We Like Football, Too</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/35817.aspx</link><description>Especially during playoff time. Schottsie even took time off from making LeBron James collages to make some predictions. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 20:33:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Mehmet Mystery</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/35532.aspx</link><description>Among Kentucky Fried centers, Okur trails only Shaq, TD, Jermaine O'Neal, and Yao in productivity, yet he can't beat out Curtis Borchardt for a spot in Utah's starting lineup.  What gives? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2005 21:16:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Time to Pull the Plug</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/34502.aspx</link><description>We're halfway through the KF regular season--time for the sorriest teams to give up their playoff dreams (and their marquee players). </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2005 18:59:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't Shoot the Coach</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/34401.aspx</link><description>Thanks to fickle GM's who feel the pressure to win now, NBA head coaches have a shorter shelf life than cantalope.  But how can a coach be expected to win before he has the chance to assemble his kind of team? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2005 11:03:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mr. Irrele-vince</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/34341.aspx</link><description>Just this summer, Vince Carter was untradable.  Now the Nets got him for a bag of donuts.  What does this say about the former Air-apparent?  More importantly, what does it mean for your Kentucky Fried team?  The Broham examines. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 14:08:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Around the Association</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/34271.aspx</link><description>Six weeks into the season, new leagues are sprouting and old leagues are tangling for the highest average score. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 12:00:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Wake Me When It's Over</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/34240.aspx</link><description>The sixteenth round may not have all the excitement of, say, the first, but there are still some decent players to choose from.  Kirk Snyder's available in one league, Zoran Planinic in another.  In case you don't get a shot at those guys, here are some other options. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 15:08:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Wall of Fame</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/33947.aspx</link><description>The Kentucky Fried Basketball Association is proud to introduce its inagural class of Wall-of-Famers. It was supposed to be "Hall"-of-Famers, but after a wild weekend in Tiajuana, all we could afford was a wall. </description><author>colonel</author><pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2004 11:11:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ups and Downs</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/33921.aspx</link><description>At the KFBA season's quarter-point, there have been a number of surprises: some good (Larry Hughes), some bad (Chris Bosh), and some irrelevant to everybody.  Wanna know the biggest surprise?  The Broham's teams are actually winning. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 19:27:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Who Cares About the 15th Round?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/33772.aspx</link><description>You should if your team's not playing well.  Even if your squad's rocking the league, this is your chance to score a super-sleeper keeper.  Want to know which players can help you out?  Here are the Broham's picks. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2004 08:15:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>D Wade for MVP</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/33500.aspx</link><description>Six months ago, he was the third best player in his rookie class.  Now he's the most valuable player in the KFBA?  That's what the Broham thinks.  At least for now. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2004 22:51:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shopping Spree</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/33266.aspx</link><description>NBA teams are peddling their mediocre, overpaid, and cancerous players.  Any takers?</description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2004 23:27:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Week One Is Done</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/33090.aspx</link><description>The Jazz look like this year's version of the Detroit Pistons, and the Pistons look more like the Phoenix Suns.  Andrei Kirilenko looks like a max player and Tracy McGrady looks like he misses Orlando.  Gotta love Week one!</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 21:29:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fool's Gold</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/33071.aspx</link><description>It's easy to get hooked on drafting rookies when looking for the next breakout sensation, but LeBron and Carmelo are the exceptions--most players have no impact in their first seasons.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2004 20:23:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Preseason KF Averages - Selected Centers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/32542.aspx</link><description>Curious to see Shaq's Preseason KF Average for the Heat?  Want some numbers showing Darko's progress?  Inside is a selection of the Preseason KF Averages for Centers, courtesy of the Broham.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 15:25:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Preseason KF Averages - Selected Guards</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/32541.aspx</link><description>The Broham takes a look at Steve Francis, Tracy McGrady, Dwyane Wade, Quentin Richardson, Stephen Jackson, LeBron Jamesa host of rookies' and supersleepers' preseason performances.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 17:12:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Preseason KF Averages - Selected Forwards</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/32540.aspx</link><description>
        Forwards' Preseason Boxscores: Read on to see how Nene, Carlos Boozer, Drew Gooden, Chris Bosh, Troy Murphy, Grant Hill, Antonio McDyess, Michael Sweetney and Josh Howard performed.
      </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2004 17:38:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Expansion Draft Info</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/32378.aspx</link><description>
        Sign up today for the Expansion Draft and try your hand at our new condensed drafting format. Fourteen rounds of drafting will be completed over two days. Picks will be made from noon until 10pm (eastern time) each night - and you will know the exact times of each of your picks beforehand. Utilize your Draft Rankings and Draft Queue so you don't need to find a computer for each pick. Use our Smart Draft feature to be sure your team is well balanced!
      </description><pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 16:54:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Rolling the Dice</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/32322.aspx</link><description>The late rounds are the land of scrubs, longshots and shitty KF players, but they are also the Broham's favorites.  Check out his suggestions on when to play it safe and on whom to take the risks.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 17:47:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Monster Yao</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/32049.aspx</link><description>Check out Broham's new Picture Book. We see Yao modeling his new found bulk!  "I am the Big Diesel from the East!"</description><author>The Broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 11:26:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Rating the Rookies</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/31913.aspx</link><description>Which rookies should you target in your Kentucky Fried Draft?  Here's Schottsie's advice.  Buyer beware: Schottsie likes drafting rookies even more than he likes doing beer bongs. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2004 16:45:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Value of a Solid Bench</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/31765.aspx</link><description>There may not be any superstars to choose from, but the players you draft in rounds five through eight will play important roles on your team.  Here's who the Broham thinks you should take. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:07:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Starting Out Your Draft</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/31591.aspx</link><description>As in the NBA (except Detroit), the stars make any Kentucky Fried Team.  And the first few rounds of the draft is where you get your stars.  Here are the players the Broham thinks you should build your squad around. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2004 22:35:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>What's in Store for Twenty Oh Four</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/31276.aspx</link><description>The Colonel hasn't slept all off-season, and not only because of the aderol.  He's been frantically cooking up some delectable changes that promise to make the second season of Kentucky Fried Basketball even tastier than the first! </description><author>colonel</author><pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 18:24:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Hollywood Drama</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/30346.aspx</link><description>Will the Tinseltown Tragedy have a happy ending for Kobe, Shaq, and the Kentucky Fried owners who draft them? </description><author>alouidor</author><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2004 22:14:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fresh Meat</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/30340.aspx</link><description>Ah, training camp.  Where veterans are veterans and rookies are errand boys.  "Get my car washed, pick up some donuts, go talk to Bush so the rest of us won't have to."  Which rooks will survive the summer and make an impact this fall?  The Broham examines.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 10:31:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Rhythm Method</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/28141.aspx</link><description>Sally Anthony, owner of the ABA's Nashville Rhythm, wants to provide opportunities for "qualified females."  No doubt about it, new coach, Vandy alum Ashley McElhiney, is female.  But is she qualified?  It depends how you define the term. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2004 11:48:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Jesus Power (Forward)</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/25657.aspx</link><description>Those braces make projected lotto pick Dwight Howard look awfully young.  His ideas about Christianizing the NBA make him seem awfully naive.  Will coaches, playes, and fans find basketball's newest missionary refreshing or revolting?  </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2004 10:04:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The March to San Antonio</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/24415.aspx</link><description>Taylor Coppenrath and his fellow Catamounts can feel good about their Final Four chances... at least until Thursday night, when they lock up with the UConn Huskies.  Which Cinderellas will wear the glass slippers this year? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 13:01:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>High Risers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/24388.aspx</link><description>All you owners who aren't in the play-offs, it's time to start thinking about next season.  Who should you draft?  Who should keep?  Don't make any decisions before reading Broham's list of players whose stock has risen the most this year. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 13:26:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Down the Stretch</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/24252.aspx</link><description>LeBron looks much better in his Cavs' uniform than he did in this blinding draft day suit... especially when he's posterizing people.  But can the rookie lead Cleveland to the playoffs?  Guess what Schottsie's answer is. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 13:37:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nowhere Fast</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/24062.aspx</link><description>Maurice Cheeks might be happy that Sheed is gone, and Glenn Robinson might be thrilled that the Sixers have a new coach, but did either move actually improve the team that made it?  Is there any way to improve Portland or Philly? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2004 20:18:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>As the Kookie Krumbles</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/23937.aspx</link><description>Wasn't this supposed to be the year that Krause's Baby Bulls grew up?  Broham sure thought so, but after a horrible half-season, he's convinced they suffer from Peter Pan syndrome.  Is it time to evacuate the nursery? </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 13:50:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The New Look Knicks</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/23709.aspx</link><description>Is Isaiah shrugging because he can't believe he got Marbury and Lenny Wilkens, or because he has no idea what to do next?  If he can't build a conference power, "Fire Thomas!" will be the next chant rocking the Garden. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 10:33:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>End of the Draft</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/23076.aspx</link><description>Finally... the Kentucky Fried Draft is coming to a close.  But don't lose focus--a good pick in the sixteenth round can be a franchise building block for seasons to come.  Should you take Josh Howard?  Keyon Dooling?  Michael Bradley?  Here's what the Broham thinks. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:09:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Fifteenth Round</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22834.aspx</link><description>If your Kentucky Fried All-Star game was held today, Ronald Murray would likely be on one of the rosters... that is if somebody in your league had drafted him.  Here's your chance to atone for draft day mistakes.  It's the fifteenth round!  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:29:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Teamwork</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22812.aspx</link><description>With Gary Payton and Karl Malone around, the Lakers could put up an even higher KF average than they posted last year, when they ranked third in the entire NBA.  Who finished above them?  One of the teams will surprise you. </description><author>jose</author><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2003 09:49:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fire Away!</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22646.aspx</link><description>By adding Twan and Toine to what was already the most potent offense in the league, Dallas is attempting to score more points than the rest of the teams in the NBA.  Combined.  For evey Mav to maintain his fantasy value, they may have to.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2003 15:59:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>From the O.R.</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22193.aspx</link><description>Chris Webber is a fantastic Kentucky Fried player... when he's not laid up with an injury.  Be leery of the the fragile superstar come draft day, warns Doctor A.  Talent doesn't do you any good when it's sitting on the bench. </description><author>doctor a</author><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2003 13:04:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Eurofabulous</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22180.aspx</link><description>Pau Gasol is already a Kentucky Fried star, but after a fabulous European championships, is he ready to become one of the KFBA's elite?  Jose talks about Pao, and the performances given by other NBA Euros. </description><author>jose</author><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2003 11:57:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Central Division Notes</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22176.aspx</link><description>If Vince Carter wants to be a superstar, this is the year he must stand up and take charge of the floundering Toronto Raptors.  Will he be able to do it?  Read Doug's take on this and the other questions that make the Central Division intriguing. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 13:14:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Midwest Division Notes</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22125.aspx</link><description>With a new coach and a new offensive scheme, is this the year the Houston Rockets make the playoffs?  Only if the Great Wall doesn't crumble.  It's only October and Yao's already drained.  That's what happens when you don't get an off-season. </description><author>colonel</author><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2003 11:30:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Appraising the Nuggets</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22120.aspx</link><description>Nene Hilario may have shortened his name to Nene, but has his game expanded?  Doctor A examines the Brazilian forward, and the rest of the Denver Nuggets.  We're still waiting on the results of Marcus Camby's MRI. </description><author>doctor a</author><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2003 11:40:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Pacific Division Notes</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22115.aspx</link><description>Which team did the best job this off-season?  How about the one that brought in two future hall of famers?  Some people doubt whether the Lakers will be as good as advertised, but not the Broham.  He thinks L.A. could win 75 games. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2003 11:54:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kentucky Fried Preview: Keepers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22091.aspx</link><description>While rival owners are drooling over Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James, you should be trying to figure out which less-publicized young players have the best shot at stardom.  Remember, this year's late draft picks are next season's keepers. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2003 13:36:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How to Win a KF Title</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22078.aspx</link><description>You've undoubtedly joined the KFBA for one reason: to win the title.  You could devise your own championship strategy--or you could take the advice of somebody who has already uncorked his share of champagne bottles. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:23:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Doctor's Forecast</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/22043.aspx</link><description>Want to know what's going to happen this season?  Just ask Dr. A.  He's got a PhD in basketball prediction making.  From Stanford. </description><author>doctor a</author><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2003 15:40:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kentucky Fried Preview: Snoozers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21967.aspx</link><description>Ben Wallace may be one of the most exciting players in the NBA, but he's not the kind of guy you want to build your Kentucky Fried franchise around.  Here are eleven other players you should be leery of selecting on draft day. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 14:49:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kentucky Fried Preview: Sleepers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21887.aspx</link><description>Why does the Milwaukee Bucks' Marcus Haislip look so excited?  He just found out we named him one of our Kentucky Fried Sleepers.  Learn who else we think is primed to produce beyond expectations this season. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 14:50:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Trouble with the Lakers</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21777.aspx</link><description>Shaq, Kobe, Glove, and Mailman in the same uniform: what's not to love?  For fantasy owners, the fact that they have to share the ball. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 14:42:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kentucky Fried Preview: Free Agents</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21761.aspx</link><description>For part two of our fabulous fantasy season preview, the KFBA staff takes a close look at the stars who changed uniforms this off-season.  Looks like Gilbert Arenas missed a spot when he was shaving this morning. </description><author>colonel</author><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 14:52:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Answer Key</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21757.aspx</link><description>Got questions about who to pick in the first round of your Kentucky Fried draft?  Let Schottsie answer them for you. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 14:37:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Semis in San Juan</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21730.aspx</link><description>The Canadians cheap-shot the Argentines, T-Mac goes playground on Casiano, and more observations from your favorite web baker. </description><author>Web Baker</author><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2003 15:21:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Long Beach Summer League in Review</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21729.aspx</link><description>We couldn't let the Broham have all the fun.  Doug reviews the best and worst performances of the Long Beach Summer League. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2003 15:46:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Looking Back at the Rooks</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21670.aspx</link><description>Sure, Amare Stoudamire had a great inaugural season, but that doesn't mean that most rookies do.  In fact, most of them flounder from a statistical standpoint.  Consider that before you draft. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 14:45:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Rocky Mountain Revue in Review</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21647.aspx</link><description>The Broham had so much fun analyzing the Reebok Pro Summer League numbers, he decided to do the same with the Rocky Mountain Revue. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2003 15:45:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kentucky Fried Preview: The Rookies</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21636.aspx</link><description>In the first piece of our five-part season preview, the Broham analyzes the most recent crop of first round draft picks.  How will players like LeBron James, Luke Ridnour, and Zoran Planinic perform from a Kentucky Fried perspective?  Read on to find out.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2003 15:36:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Reebok Pro Summer League in Review</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21635.aspx</link><description>How did the hot prospects perform at this year's Reebok Pro Summer League in Boston?  Broham goes inside the numbers so you can make informed decisions during your Kentucky Fried Draft. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2003 15:45:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Round Two Recap</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21600.aspx</link><description>USA vs. Argentina lived up to the hype; Team Puerto Rico continued to impress.  Find out what else happened in San Juan this week. </description><author>antonio</author><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2003 10:13:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Rhyme Time</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21562.aspx</link><description>If basketball players can rhyme, why not basketball writers?  Schottsie's NBA preview may be less Dr. Dre than Dr. Seuss, but it's sure to grant him instant street cred, nonetheless. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2003 11:55:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Argentina vs. Puerto Rico</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21561.aspx</link><description>In a thrilling down-to-the-wire contest, Team Visa eeked by Team Master Card 85-80.  Actually it was Argentina that beat Puerto Rico by that score, but thanks to the corporate sponsors, you can barely tell who's playing at the Olympic Qualifying Tournament. </description><author>antonio</author><pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2003 12:21:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>All-Bad Contract Team</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21498.aspx</link><description>Surprise, surprise... Vin Baker made Doug's first annual All-Bad Contract First Team.  So did Anfernee Hardaway, and Allan Houston.  Want to see the rest of the team, do ya, huh, do ya?   </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:28:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Traded!</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21493.aspx</link><description>Is there any truth to the rumor that Golden State traded for Antoine Rigaudeau, so he could translate for lottery pick, Mickael Pietrus?  Okay, they didn't "trade for" Rigaudeau; he came along with Nick Van Exel, who only cost the Warriors their leading scorer.  What a steal!   </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:58:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Times Aren't a-Changin'</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21467.aspx</link><description>Despite acquiring Glenn Robinson, the 76ers didn't move any closer to the top of the Eastern Conference.  Actually none of the middle-of-the-road teams did.  It's still New Jersey, Detroit, Indiana, and everybody else.  </description><author>paul</author><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2003 19:02:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Assume the (New) Position</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21464.aspx</link><description>The Kentucky Fried Positions Committee met over the weekend.  Our mission?  To finish an entire keg of beer.  And to review the position designations of every player in the KFBA.  The result?  Some really nasty hangovers. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:33:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>What They're Really Thinking</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21409.aspx</link><description>Trade Rasheed Wallace, cut Damon Stoudamire, slap an ankle monitor on Ruben Patterson.  No, the Blazers' pledge to their fans doesn't include personnel plans, but here's what it does say, and better yet, what it all means. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2003 12:10:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kobe's Favorite Spread</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21408.aspx</link><description>Some other fun facts about Nutella: it tastes great on pretzels and has 11 grams of fat per two-tablespoon serving.  But there's no truth to the rumor that "Tractor" Traylor is being presented an endorsement contract. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2003 16:20:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Five Flailing Franchises</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21337.aspx</link><description>Remember when Vince Carter was going to be the next MJ and the Toronto Raptors were going to make a run at the NBA title?  Now, Captain Overrated and his teammates are making a run at a title of a different sort. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:40:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Kobe Proves it Again</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21233.aspx</link><description>What do we really know about Kobe Bryant?  He's got a wicked fade-away, he speaks Italian, and he committed adultery.  Does that last bit make him a poor role model?  Paul Roberts says we shouldn't look at athletes as role models to begin with. </description><author>paul</author><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2003 13:52:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Orlando Summer League Results--Kentucky Fried</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21175.aspx</link><description>The Broham has compiled and analyzed the fantasy numbers of the players who took the court in Orlando.  We need to find him a girlfriend.   </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2003 15:45:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bricks</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21171.aspx</link><description>Maciej Lampe has been one of the most consistent of all perimeter shooters in Boston. This is not a good thing.  Really, how hard is it to make a jump shot?  You know who made jump shots?  Tom Coverdale made jump shots.  And he looked like a stuffed animal.</description><author>Boston Summer League</author><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2003 15:52:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Comin' Live from Day Five</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21169.aspx</link><description>Among the highlights from today in Boston: our first look at New Jersey's Zoran Planicic.  Can he hit from the perimeter?  Can anybody in this summer league hit from the perimeter? </description><author>Boston Summer League</author><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2003 19:04:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm LeBron James, I'm Tired, Boo-hoo</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21165.aspx</link><description>We finally managed to get into a LeBron game at the Boston Summer League, but the wussy punk was too tired to play.  I flew on a red-eye from Portland to Boston on Monday morning, and went straight to work.  That's what adults do, LeBron.  Show some freakin' heart. </description><author>Boston Summer League</author><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2003 08:46:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Where are the Real Mavericks?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21133.aspx</link><description>A number of incensed ticket-holder demanded refunds upon learning that Ike Austin, Josh Howard, and Yuta Tabuse didn't make the trip.  But the new Mavs gave a show to the fans remained, scoring 101 points.  Too bad they gave up 103. </description><author>Boston Summer League</author><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2003 15:37:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>T.J. Has a J?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21131.aspx</link><description>If the last two days are any indication, Ford can shoot it better than advertised.  Marcus Haislip, Jarvis Hayes, and Efthimios Rentzias have looked good too.  Michael Sweetney caught the inactivitiy disorder from Maciej Lampe.    </description><author>Boston Summer League</author><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2003 00:12:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Boston Pro Summer League Rosters</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21128.aspx</link><description>If you don't know which summer league team Cookie Belcher plays for, you're in luck. </description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2003 15:06:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Maciej Lampe Sucks!</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21119.aspx</link><description>The Colonel and Doug Roberts break down their observations of the first two summer league games in Boston, where the Bucks outlasted the Knicks and Atlanta's B Squad clobbered the Wizard's future stars.</description><author>Boston Summer League</author><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2003 23:30:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Miami's Midsummer Night Dream</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21112.aspx</link><description> Thanks to a clerical error, the Miami Heat have instantly become players in the NBA free agent market.  Hope Anthony Carter fired his agent over that snafu.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2003 21:55:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Magic in Orlando</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21080.aspx</link><description>As that Lou Reed song goes, "This is a perfect day."  Five dollar basketball, LeBron James, and fraternizing with the Orlando Magic dancers--what more could Schottsie ask for?  A phone number from one of the girls would have been nice.    </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 10:50:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Welcome to Milwaukee</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21063.aspx</link><description>Why is T.J. Ford smiling so broadly?  Think he realizes that his Milwaukee Bucks are in a far worse position than the team that advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals just three years ago?  Oh wait, this picture was taken before they traded for Joe Smith.  </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2003 09:55:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Free Agent Handicapping</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21062.aspx</link><description>After going 6-0 against the spread in the NBA Finals and out-mocking the draftnicks at ESPN and NBADraft.net, Schottsie takes on the free agent market. Don't book that flight to Vegas until you read what our resident handicapper has to say. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2003 10:32:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Lottery Wasteland</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21061.aspx</link><description>"My team didn't make the playoffs this season, and all they got was this lousy power forward."  Actually, Nick Collison isn't so lousy.  According to the Broham, he has a better chance to produce numbers than any of the other rookies drafted 10-13. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2003 15:24:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Mid-Lottery Mess</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21060.aspx</link><description>Just what were the Heat, the Clipps, and the Bulls thinking on draft night, and more importantly, what does all this mean for the Kentucky Fried potential of Dwayne Wade, Chris Kaman, and Kirk Hinrich?  The Broham tells all. </description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2003 11:43:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Big Three of 2003</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21059.aspx</link><description>Okay, who's sick and tired of all the hype that LeBron James, Darko Milicic, and Carmelo Anthony have been receiving?  Not the Broham.  He thinks that all three will be productive NBA players next season.  How productive? Take a look for yourself.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2003 12:31:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Stop Kidding Around</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21055.aspx</link><description>"Come on, Jason," whispered Tim Duncan.  "Come join us.  The weather's better down here, and we all have our own Playstations."  But is Kidd really the best addition the San Antonio Spurs could make?  Paul Roberts says absolutely not. </description><author>paul</author><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2003 15:34:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Didn't Get Drafted?</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21049.aspx</link><description>That's okay.  Neither did Ben Wallace.  And he was so upset about it that he clenched David Stern in a full-nelson until the commissioner promised to get him a job.  Wallace's nephew just graduated from Virginia Union and he didn't get drafted either.  Look out, commish. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:50:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Live from the Theater</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21024.aspx</link><description>Who needs press credentials?  Schottsie brings you his report of Draft day happenings live from the general admissions section of the Theater at Madison Square Garden. </description><author>schottsie</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2003 11:40:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Doug's Draft Day Notebook</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21021.aspx</link><description>Straight from Gotham, Doug gives his observations on the strangest Draft day in many, many years.  Among the oddities: LeBron's blindingly white suit.  I mean, really.  Is he joining the Cleveland Cavaliers or Kirk Franklin's Nu Nation? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:56:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Miscellaneous Foreigners</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21003.aspx</link><description>Who will join Nene Hilario and Wang Zhi-Zhi on the ever-growing list of non-European internationals in the NBA?  Apparently, Leandrinho Barbosa, Carlos Delfino, and Malick Badiane.  What do we know about these guys?  Not much at all. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 15:04:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Second Round Steals</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21002.aspx</link><description>Can't get a good basketball player in the second round of the NBA Draft?  Bollocks, says Paul Roberts.  He examines the history of the wrong half of the Draft and tells you who will follow in the footsteps of Nick Van Exel, Rashard Lewis, and Gilbert Arenas. </description><author>paul</author><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 18:44:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Four-Way Foray</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/21001.aspx</link><description>The Kentucky Fried columnists collaborate on a mock NBA Draft.  This is what we do for fun on Friday nights. </description><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2003 11:15:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Minor Change</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/20751.aspx</link><description>Desagana Diop doesn't belong in the NBA.  At least not yet.  What the Cavs should do is send the big man down to the minors for more seasoning... oh wait, there the NBA doesn't have a minor league.  Why exactly is that? </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2004 19:46:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nuggets Strike it Rich</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/20535.aspx</link><description>Look out Spurs.  Look out Kings.  Look out Lakers.  Kiki's got the third pick in the draft and scads of money to renovate his roster and turn the Nuggets into overnight contenders.  Yee haw!   Dere's gold in dem dare montuns!  Or is there?  </description><author>colonel</author><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2003 11:43:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Brownout in Philly</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/20503.aspx</link><description>Larry Brown's resignation from the 76ers might very well mean good news for the Houston Rockets or the Los Angeles Clippers, but it's not bad news for Philadelphia - at least not as bad as the team he has left behind. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 15:20:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dreaming of Dallas Dominance</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/20404.aspx</link><description>Why doesn't Dallas get any respect?  They score more points than anybody in the League and they've got a roster full of All-Stars, past and present.  Do they have what it takes to reach the NBA Finals?  The Colonel thinks so, at least when he's sleeping. </description><author>colonel</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2003 10:22:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Stay or Play in the NBA</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/20340.aspx</link><description>It's almost time for the NBA Draft, which means that a lot of college underclassmen are in the process of interviewing agents.  Who are this year's Richard Jeffersons and who are this year's Marcus Taylors?  Doug gives his opinion.  </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2003 11:31:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Why Philly Loves AI</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/20147.aspx</link><description>Perhaps no other NBA superstar better fits the personality of the city he plays in than Allen Iverson.  The Colonel examines his popularity--and tries to impress you with his knowledge of Philadelphia sports trivia.</description><author>colonel</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2003 10:06:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>You've Gotta Be Kidding</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/20108.aspx</link><description>Isn't there an old saying about actions speaking louder than words?  Well, apparently the message has been wasted on Boston Globe editors and New Jersey Nets' coach, Byron Scott. </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2003 09:40:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Kentucky Fried Point</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/19999.aspx</link><description>Read about the history of the Kentucky Fried Point.  Also see who the top five KF players were last year.</description><author>broham</author><pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2003 18:34:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MJ and Me</title><link>http://kfba.net/Articles/19919.aspx</link><description>A Kentucky Fried Basketball exclusive!  Doug Roberts goes one-on-one with the legendary Michael Jordan in a candid, no holds barred telephone interview (that, uh, didn't actually happen).      </description><author>doug</author><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2003 09:35:33 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

